Friday, September 18, 2009

Values Voter Summit: Goobers and Boobs

The God-gays-guns goobers are conducting a "Values Voter Summit" featuring heavy-hitter conservative speakers such as Mike Huckabee, Mitt Romney and Mitch McConnell, but, by all accounts, the biggest ovation went to Carrie Prejean (left, trying to decide her favorite Scriptural admonition on values), who became a national sensation by rambling through an "opposite marriage" dissertation at the 2009 Miss USA pageant.

In other words, the "values voter" dream girl is a fake-boobed, bottle-blonde, semi-literate, prevaricating tittie-photo model who courts notoriety by preening across stages in bikinis.

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