Infinonymous: Make It Official: Boselovic Rules West Virginia

Monday, September 7, 2009

President Obama should appoint Len Boselovic Governor-General of West Virginia (modeled on Taft in the Phillippines). This would constitute a demotion for Boselovic, who already owns the entire state, but journalists tend to be altruists.

Does anyone know how that Robert Coury line of personal care products is coming along? I have a hunch that Don Blankenship could be ordering by the truckload soon.

THE PROPOSITIONS BOARD (REVISED FEB 11 2012)

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PROPOSITIONS POINTERS
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GOP PRESIDENTIAL NOM

M.Romney 3-5

N.Gingrich 3-1

R.Santorum 3-1

Brokered convention 8-1

Field 12-1

PITTSBURGH MAYOR 2013
L.Ravenstahl 1-1
M.Lamb 4-1
J.Wagner 4-1
B.Peduto 6-1
N.Rudiak 50-1
Republican wins 20-1
Independent wins 15-1

FIRST TO OCCUR
Big Ben a father 6-1

Mrs. Big Ben splits 3-1

Kim Kardashian weds 4-1

Ravenstahl arrested 6-1

Palin kid a college grad 10-1

N.Side Nakama opens 10-1

N.Side Nakama scrapped 7-1

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US PRESIDENT 2012
B.Obama 4-5
M.Romney 5-2 (2-1)

R.Santorum 15-1

N.Gingrich 18-1

H.Clinton 24-1

GOP Field 25-1

ORIE-ZAPPALA WAR

Jane Orie convicted 1-1
Joan Orie off bench 3-2 (3-1)
Joan Orie convicted 4-1 (6-1)
any Zappala convictn 8-1 (6-1)
JORDAN MILES CLAIM
Trial starts 4-1
Miles gets $0 15-1
Miles gets >$100K 1-3
Miles gets >$250K 1-1
Miles gets >$500K 3-1
INSOLVENCITY PARKING

PRIVATEERING
by 12/31/11 99-1 LOST
by 12/31/12 6-1
by 12/31/13 4-1
by 12/31/14 2-1
L.RAVENSTAHL INDICTMNT
by 12/31/2011 99-1 LOST
by 12/31/2012 8-1
by 12/31/2013 2-1
by 12/31/2014 1-1
L.RAVENSTAHL PROSECUTION
State's evidence against Luke
P.Ford 1-3
Y.Zober 1-1
A.Lazowski 3-1
J.Verbanac 5-2
C.Zappala 3-1
J.Doven 3-1
T.Reidbord 4-1
D.Lavelle 6-1
R.Burgess 3-1
G.Spector 7-1
Luke's wife (or ex) 9-1
Luke's mom 50-1
Liberty Media 2-1
Lamar Media 2-1
NEXT STEELERS ARREST
B.Roethlisbergr 8-1
J.Harrison 10-1
S.McBeam 10-1
any Rooney 25-1
M.Tomlin 99-1
Field 1-1
G20 AFTERMATH
CPRB exonerates police 4-1
CPRB faults Donaldson 1-1
Court exonerates city 5-1
Victims get <$1mil 1-1
Victims get zero 4-1 LOST
Lawyers get >$1mil 2-1 (1-1)
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The number expressed after a proposition identifies the line, or ratio by which wagers for that proposition would be paid upon occurrence of the proposed event. A line of 2-1 indicates that a dollar successfully wagered would generate a $2 winning (with return of the $1 wagered, for an aggregate payment of $3). A line of 1-1 indicates that a dollar successfully wagered would generate a $1 winning (with return of the $1 wagered, for an aggregate payment of $2). A line of 3-5 indicates that a successful $5 wager would generate a $3 winning (and aggregate payment of $8). The greater the ratio the first number bears to the second, the less likely the proposed event is expected to occur.)
Examples:
99-1 extreme odds; remote probability
15-2 high odds; low probability
1-1 even odds; 50-50 probability
2-15 low odds; high probability
1-99 extreme odds; overwhelming probability

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Make It Official: Boselovic Rules West Virginia

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