Monday, September 7, 2009

Make It Official: Boselovic Rules West Virginia

President Obama should appoint Len Boselovic Governor-General of West Virginia (modeled on Taft in the Phillippines). This would constitute a demotion for Boselovic, who already owns the entire state, but journalists tend to be altruists.

Does anyone know how that Robert Coury line of personal care products is coming along? I have a hunch that Don Blankenship could be ordering by the truckload soon.

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