A rarely remarked element of this opacity is The List, which recently was illuminated briefly (and inadvertently) consequent to the inability of one of The List-Makers to operate an Intertubes-compatible electronic mail apparatus properly. Because this flicker of insight might have aroused public appetite for more information, The List is to be revealed Infinonymously, beginning this day, along a timetable established by the Book of Genesis. (After revelation of The List has been completed, The List-Makers and The Other List may also be disclosed.)
The first name revealed to be on The List is that of Michael E. Lamb, son of Thomas and Controller of InsolvenCity. His place on The List was secured by heresy, in the form of impertinent questioning of The List-Makers' dogma.
The second name from The List to be revealed is that of Rich Lord, a Post-Gazetteer damned by his foul truths, whose place among The Listed derives from myriad infidelities and offenses.
And so it begins. The List-Makers' List. Revealed.
1. Michael E. Lamb
2. Rich Lord