Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Help Wanted: Restroom Rendezvous Lookout

It appears Ben Roethlisberger will need to spend part of his suspension finding a new restroom rendezvous lookout

Infinonymous volunteers as a clearinghouse for applications. Qualifications: Large biceps and a larger moral blind spot. Must be prepared to relocate, perhaps to Oakland. Pennsylvania State Troopers probably need not apply.

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