KFC (or, when not trying to jam its hydrogenated corporate butt into its favorite jeans, Kentucky Fried Chicken) today introduces the Double Down sandwich, which transforms traditional sandwich technology by replacing the formerly indispensable bread with two slabs of fried chicken. (The chicken surrounds bacon, two types of pasteurized process cheese and Colonel's Sauce.)
That's four ingredients. Fried chicken. Bacon. Fake cheese. Fancy mayonnaise. Period. On the menu as a "sandwich." (It probably came down to that or "salad.")
Didn't Dr. Kevorkian go to prison for assisting those bent on suicide?