Monday, April 26, 2010

If The Apocalyse Has Not Arrived Yet, It Is At Least Approaching The Fort Pitt Tunnels

Power outage + life support generators = scavenging opportunity?

Keg of beer + possession issue = machete fight?

Hockey game viewing disagreement + hammer = instadivorce (final decree)?

(Whatever happened to "May I have 10,000 marbles, please?")


MH said...

What are the odds that beer was involved in the other two stories?

Infinonymous said...

Not very good. Hammer murder and house immolation are tequila/absinthe territory.