Monday, April 26, 2010

If The Apocalyse Has Not Arrived Yet, It Is At Least Approaching The Fort Pitt Tunnels

Power outage + life support generators = scavenging opportunity?

Keg of beer + possession issue = machete fight?

Hockey game viewing disagreement + hammer = instadivorce (final decree)?

(Whatever happened to "May I have 10,000 marbles, please?")

2 comments:

MH said...

What are the odds that beer was involved in the other two stories?

Infinonymous said...

Not very good. Hammer murder and house immolation are tequila/absinthe territory.