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Wednesday, September 30, 2009

It Sounds Bad, But It Could Have Been Worse



He could have been studying
in Hillman Library
on a Friday night.
Posted by Infinonymous at 6:09 PM

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THE PROPOSITIONS BOARD (REVISED FEB 11 2012)

OLD LINE IN PARENTHESIS

FOR PRIMER ON ODDS, SEE
PROPOSITIONS POINTERS
AT END OF BOARD LISTINGS

****FEATURED LINES*****
***********************

GOP PRESIDENTIAL NOM
M.Romney 3-5
N.Gingrich 3-1
R.Santorum 3-1
Brokered convention 8-1
Field 12-1
PITTSBURGH MAYOR 2013
L.Ravenstahl 1-1
M.Lamb 4-1
J.Wagner 4-1
B.Peduto 6-1
N.Rudiak 50-1
Republican wins 20-1
Independent wins 15-1
FIRST TO OCCUR
Big Ben a father 6-1
Mrs. Big Ben splits 3-1
Kim Kardashian weds 4-1
Ravenstahl arrested 6-1
Palin kid a college grad 10-1
N.Side Nakama opens 10-1
N.Side Nakama scrapped 7-1

*****CLOSED LINES*****
***********************

***CURRENT LINES*****
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US PRESIDENT 2012
B.Obama 4-5
M.Romney 5-2 (2-1)
R.Santorum 15-1
N.Gingrich 18-1
H.Clinton 24-1
GOP Field 25-1
ORIE-ZAPPALA WAR
Jane Orie convicted 1-1
Joan Orie off bench 3-2 (3-1)
Joan Orie convicted 4-1 (6-1)
any Zappala convictn 8-1 (6-1)
JORDAN MILES CLAIM
Trial starts 4-1
Miles gets $0 15-1
Miles gets >$100K 1-3
Miles gets >$250K 1-1
Miles gets >$500K 3-1
INSOLVENCITY PARKING
PRIVATEERING
by 12/31/11 99-1 LOST
by 12/31/12 6-1
by 12/31/13 4-1
by 12/31/14 2-1
L.RAVENSTAHL INDICTMNT
by 12/31/2011 99-1 LOST
by 12/31/2012 8-1
by 12/31/2013 2-1
by 12/31/2014 1-1
L.RAVENSTAHL PROSECUTION
State's evidence against Luke

P.Ford 1-3
Y.Zober 1-1
A.Lazowski 3-1
J.Verbanac 5-2
C.Zappala 3-1
J.Doven 3-1
T.Reidbord 4-1
D.Lavelle 6-1
R.Burgess 3-1
G.Spector 7-1
Luke's wife (or ex) 9-1
Luke's mom 50-1
Liberty Media 2-1
Lamar Media 2-1
NEXT STEELERS ARREST
B.Roethlisbergr 8-1
J.Harrison 10-1
S.McBeam 10-1
any Rooney 25-1
M.Tomlin 99-1
Field 1-1
G20 AFTERMATH
CPRB exonerates police 4-1
CPRB faults Donaldson 1-1
Court exonerates city 5-1
Victims get <$1mil 1-1
Victims get zero 4-1 LOST
Lawyers get >$1mil 2-1 (1-1)
PROPOSITIONS TERMS
****************
Wagers accepted while proposition posted (until removed); dds may be revised at any time without advance notice; no winner paid without ticket; all bets are action upon acceptance by management. 10% commission deducted from successful wagers
PROPOSITIONS POINTERS
The number expressed after a proposition identifies the line, or ratio by which wagers for that proposition would be paid upon occurrence of the proposed event. A line of 2-1 indicates that a dollar successfully wagered would generate a $2 winning (with return of the $1 wagered, for an aggregate payment of $3). A line of 1-1 indicates that a dollar successfully wagered would generate a $1 winning (with return of the $1 wagered, for an aggregate payment of $2). A line of 3-5 indicates that a successful $5 wager would generate a $3 winning (and aggregate payment of $8). The greater the ratio the first number bears to the second, the less likely the proposed event is expected to occur.)
Examples:
99-1 extreme odds; remote probability
15-2 high odds; low probability
1-1 even odds; 50-50 probability
2-15 low odds; high probability
1-99 extreme odds; overwhelming probability

THE LIST-MAKERS' LIST

1. Michael E. Lamb
2. Rich Lord
3. Kevin Acklin
4. William Peduto
5. Patrick Ford
6. Bram Reichbaum
7. Jane Clare Orie
8. Thomas J. Murphy, Jr.
9. Patrick Dowd
10. Virginia Montanez
11. Cyril H. Wecht
12. Infinonymous
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19. Ronald Graziano
20. Witold "Vic" Walczak
21. B.J. Leber
22. Mike Ference
23. Doug Shields
24. Brian O'Neill
25. Maria Lupinacci
26. David DeAngelo
27. Agent Ska
28. Jack Orie
29. Natalia Rudiak
30. David Morehouse
31. John McMillin
32. Susan Malie
33. Chris Conrad
34. Barry Kauffman
35. Bruce Kraus
36. Sue Kerr
37. Dante Santoni, Jr.
38. Eric Heyl
39. Matt Hogue
40. Mark Madden
41. Kevin Joyce
42. Charles McCullough
. . . to be continued?

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