Mr. Coury Goes Fishing -- For Whistle-Blowers

Mylan Inc. has commenced a fishing expedition designed to reveal whistle-blowers lawsuit against the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette.

Mylan no doubt claims its image has been damaged and its revenues diminished. This inclines me to suggest that Mylan, the pharmaceuticals company led by Robert Coury, explore introduction of a new product line -- proprietary "personal hygiene tissues" endorsed by the guardian of Mylan's self-proclaimed "gold standard" of quality.

In other words, Robert Coury buttwipes.

In a better world, this idea would score me a job and a big promotion, but I am not optimistic about my future at Mylan, because I have never claimed to possess an unearned degree.