Thursday, August 20, 2009

Mayor Addresses PittGirl's Unmasking With Style

Mayor Ravenstahl has responded to the revelation of PittGirl's identity with commendable deftness, humor and grace:
"In the interest of moving Pittsburgh forward, Dread Lord Zober and I have decided to let bygones be bygones and let this one slide. And that's church," Ravenstahl said in a statement.

I reserve the right to withdraw the commendation, of course, if Virginia Montanez is reported missing before being discovered, dismembered, on the site of any project receiving URA funding.

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