Anyone care to guess when That's Church (or any local television station that provided saturation coverage of the original event six months ago) might address the news that a dozen children transported from Haiti are still stuck in a local institution while the United States Department of State and the Haitian government sift through the shoot-then-aim mission that brought them to Pittsburgh?
If Dick's Sporting Goods is going to stand by Ben Roethlisberger (much as the young woman depicted at right is doing), why not go all-in and conduct a "Be Big Ben's Wingman" contest? (Ben might need a new wingman or two, if certain police departments have a say in the matter.) If the people at Dick's don't announce the contest details soon, Infinonymous might perform that public service.
If anyone has access to Glenn Pavone, please tell him that his fans want more shows, if Infinonylogs are any indication. This site gets at least 20 hits each week from searches that include "Glenn Pavone," but the Cyclones' website indicates no shows are scheduled.
Another common route to Infinonymity: "buy six pack in Pittsburgh" or "buying beer in Pitsburgh." This prompts consideration of starting a "best places to buy best beers" feature.
Someone is Dillsburg, Pennsylvania seems intensely interested in Infinonycoverage of Dan Onorato's assessment misadventures. Does Corbett have an opposition research shop in Dillsburg?
Anyone interesting in meeting the person who landed at Infinonymity by searching for "inspirational message on inbreeding" recently?