Hitler was probably related to the Jews he exterminated and Africans he hated.
Half of the gay-bashers in the Republican Party are eventually discovered to be trolling at public rest rooms, consorting (as in, having their baggage handled) with RentBoy.commers, or "over-repenting" for meth-fueled binges with same-sex prostitutes.
The rest of the family values team spends its time scoring hillbilly heroin in darkened parking lots, modeling diapers for whores, island-hopping with a big bag of contraband boner pills, and demonstrating its commitment to holy matrimony by getting married over and over again (when not banging an employee who happens to be a friend's wife).
Some people -- even gays, agnostics, atheists and others seen as unfit by today's social conservatives -- might find a lesson in all of this.
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