Who Knew Tea Could Get One Drunk Enough To Make Some Parts Of Constitution Invisible, While Causing Others To Appear From Thin Air?

Self-described fans of Constitution have arranged the reading the Constitution the parts of the Constitution they prefer to open the current session of Congress, and have demanded that each member of Congress wishing to introduce a bill to identify with precision the part of the strictly construed Constitution that authorizes the proposed government action, which provides a natural opportunity for one of them to identify the part of the Constitution that authorized a president to invade the wrong country attack Iraq and botch the aftermath spend five years attempting to occupy Iraq.