Saturday, January 15, 2011

Then Ask Whether That Was His Daughter You Just Saw Sitting Next To Big Ben In A Booth At Roland's

Hey, ladies . . . next time you are shopping at Pennsylvania Macaroni, ask the owner whether he thinks you should leave a tip for great service from the Cheese Lady, would object if you walked on your tab at the register, or would lift a finger to help if some scuzzy guy followed you into the restroom while some pals stood lookout.

His answers might help you decide how soon to visit Jimmy & Nino.

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