Tuesday, March 29, 2011

Introducing The Same Old And Merely Renamed (But Still Always Worth Listening To) InfyTunes

From a correspondent's suggestion (and for pixel preservation), Infinonytunes have been renamed. The inaugural Infytunes are inspired by headlines, the first by reports from Fukushima (where plutonium has been detected in soil) and the Bronx Zoo (currently featuring a loosed -- and literate -- cobra), and the second by accounts involving Abercrombie (peddler of the padded bikini top for seven-year-old girls) and the Family Radio Christian Network (whose leader predicts our world will end this spring).

UPDATE: Abercrombie has ditched its ads peddling padded bikinis for seven-year-olds; it has switched its target, to twelve-year-olds. A good corporate citizen, just like Dick's Sporting Goods.

Infytune: Godzilla, Blue Oyster Cult
Infytune: It's The End Of The World As We Know It, REM

6 comments:

MH said...

If I hadn't heard it so many times that I can't stand to hear it again, it would be great to hear "It's the end of the world as we know it." If I had speakers.

Infinonymous said...

We're working on InfySound, a delivery system designed to work on any computer (regardless of whether it has speakers) and to be inaudible to everyone superior to the listener in the office hierarchy.

MH said...

My boss is in another building and I have that most prized of possessions, a door. I just lost my speakers in a move.

MH said...

BTW, the world isn't ending until 5/21. That's over 7 weeks. If people listened to your eschatology, they'd stop paying their credit cards one billing cycle too soon.

Infinonymous said...

Good catch. Corrected.

Mark E. said...

Next time you do a post on privatization of the state stores, I suggest a YouTube of The Fall's "$500 Dollar Bottle of Wine".