From a correspondent's suggestion (and for pixel preservation), Infinonytunes have been renamed. The inaugural Infytunes are inspired by headlines, the first by reports from Fukushima (where plutonium has been detected in soil) and the Bronx Zoo (currently featuring a loosed -- and literate -- cobra), and the second by accounts involving Abercrombie (peddler of the padded bikini top for seven-year-old girls) and the Family Radio Christian Network (whose leader predicts our world will end this spring).
UPDATE: Abercrombie has ditched its ads peddling padded bikinis for seven-year-olds; it has switched its target, to twelve-year-olds. A good corporate citizen, just like Dick's Sporting Goods.
Infytune: Godzilla, Blue Oyster Cult
Infytune: It's The End Of The World As We Know It, REM
Is he tired of winning yet?
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