Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Latest Good News: Experts Predict Imminent Arrival Of Bouncing Dead Cats, Mostly Downtown

After five decades of anticipation, experts encourage Pittsburghers to expect the imminent arrival of bouncing dead cats -- especially, it appears, in downtown Pittsburgh.

This phenomenon, experts counsel, should not be mistaken for an Arts Festival-related stunt, and is no cause for alarm. Instead, residents are encouraged to embrace this development as a hopeful sign for the region.

The Allegheny Conference is, no doubt, preparing a suitable press release.

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