It was the best of reports, it was the worst of reports:
Best: Post-Gazetteer Dan Majors' major-league wordsmithery: "There isn't a lot of dough involved in being a pierogi."
Worst: The Pirates terminate a non-management employee for telling the truth about the club in a non-work-related context. The Pirates' ownership and management suck. Genuinely low-quality people, dopes and/or liars. If you root for them, and are above the age of 12, please stop depressing the mean intelligence quotient of Infireaders.