Ill-Advised Jumping To Unexpected Conclusions

When Mama was attempting to make an important point -- by asking "and if your friend Joey jumped off a bridge, would you jump off the bridge, too? -- one little boy (who become a Cranberry police officer) apparently wasn't paying attention, perhaps because he was too busy watching Starsky and Hutch.

(A different report is hazier concerning the 'officer jumps from bridge" point.)

Infinonytune: Jump, David Lee Roth (ill-advised Jump version)