Monday, September 6, 2010

What Time Is Last Call For The Liquor Board?


It should not surprise anyone that a citizenry that nominates Tom Corbett (left) and Dan Onorato (left) for governor would settle for the Pennsylvania Liquor Control Board.


The obvious solution to the Liquor Control Board's latest maneuver with its wine-and-liquor monopoly?

Drink beer.


Infinonytune: Why Don't We Get Drunk and Screw?, Jimmy Buffett

12 comments:

MH said...

I'm thinking of breaking out the Mr. Beer in the basement.

questions said...

Another good choice on tunes as usual, but it'll be tough to top Young and in Love. Never heard that one before, and I'm a Springsteen fan. Is it on an album?

What or who is Mr. Beer and why is it or he in the basement?

Infinonymous said...

Compliments concerning Infinonytune selection will be passed along to the Office of Infiresearch (Infinonytunes Division).

Might need to request info on this Mr. Beer character, too.

MH said...

www.mrbeer.com.

I've had one that I haven't used since the 90s, but I remember it tasting O.K., except that it is $16 for a refill to make 2 gallons of beer.

n'at said...

Mr. Beer will have to wait out the harvest season, as many are predisposed to drink every pint of Southern Tier's PumKing within the region.

MH said...

Sure, but before you start on the vanilla extract or Natural Light, you could try it.

Infinonymous said...

Vanilla extract? Does that work? It sounds much better than Nyquil.

Infinonymous said...

Turns out So Young And In Love is not a '50s cover from a live show, but an actual song written by Springsteen and released on something called Tracks more than 10 years ago.

MH said...

Vanilla extract certainly contains alcohol, but whether you could drink enough before you puked, I don't know. I've never heard of anybody drinking it, except Tom Hanks as a special guest star on a very special episode of Family Ties.

MH said...

Anyway, I salute your wisdom at ignoring Natural Light. Even so, I'd stick to the recommended dose of NyQuil.

Infinonymous said...

High schoolers' use of Nyquil is conclusive proof that the human urge to drink alcohol is more powerful than the self-preservation instinct.

MH said...

We used Hamm's and Boone's Farm wine.