Tuesday, September 14, 2010

A Question For Trib Editors: What's That Word For "Arrogant For No Discernible Reason?"

Trib Total Media has commissioned a new billboard in its inexplicable "we dominate" series:
"Our Elevator Only Goes Up."

(or something similar).

What's next?
"Our vehicles only turn right."

"Our lights only flicker intermittently."

"Our sun rises and sets in the east."


Bram Reichbaum said...

An elevator that only goes up sounds even less useful than an elevator that doesn't go all the way to the top.

MH said...

I'd cut them some slack. Newspapers really need to stay away from realistic slogans these days. You can't really run billboards that say, "We'll go broke if you teach grandma to use the modem."

MH said...

Anyway, the PG is running ads implying that Brian O'Neill is who Christine O'Donnell thinks about when she doesn't masturbate.