Top takeaway from former mayor Sophie Masloff's celebrity endorsement video for the proposed Great InsolvenCity Parking Garage Sale:
(1) Sophie Masloff is being held captive in Iraq, forced to read propaganda at bladepoint?
(2) It is impossible to understand how the private sector has not snapped this woman up by now to evaluate complex financial transactions?
(3) Sophie Masloff is Mr. Bill's mother?
(4) Mr. Bill's mother has become Sophie Masloff?
(5) Pittsburgh is a really small town?