Everyone now understands even that time-honored crutch hasn't been strong enough to prop up Gov. Sanford, whose nature has been revealed to be immoral, hypocritical, inept and, most recently, arguably insane.
Gov. Sanford
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I'm no scientific theory expert, but I sense the evidence is approaching the point at which "family values Republican" can reliably be taken to signal "closeted gay hypocrite" and/or "egregiously adulterous hypocrite." Even without confirmation of that theory, it is plain that every finger-wagging, vote-courting press conference featuring a Bible-belting politician's condemnation of another's conduct should begin with two questions:
(1) "Do you pledge, without qualification and with God as your witness, to resign immediately if you are found to have strayed from the moral standard you are invoking today?"
(2) "For scheduling convenience, would you then forecast when our assignment desk should expect the initial revelation concerning your Argentinian concubine/insatiable taste for prostitutes/men's room arrest/conquest of your close friend's spouse?"
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