Big Ben: Steelers Need Another Convict Weapon

Here's a tip (what a concept, eh, Ben?) for anyone discussing the prospective return of Plaxico Burress (who spent a few years in Pittsburgh before spending a couple of years in jail) to the Steelers:

Avoid comments such as "You can always add a weapon."

Infytune: Happiness Is A Warm Gun, John Lennon
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