Private Cops Barring Prying Eyes While Big Ben Does His Business With A Young Lady? This Is Beginning To Sound Familiar

Privately dispatch police officers providing security for Ben Roethlisberger to keep away prying eyes while Big Ben does his business with a young lady . . . to the P-G tweeters, it resembles a general "crime scene," but to us it sounds more like the bathroom of the Capital City nightclub (left) in Milledgeville, Georgia.

Does anyone know whether Anthony Barravecchio and Edward Joyner served as the groom's honorary bodyguards this afternoon . . . or will accompanying the couple to watch the door for the wedding night?

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