If Big Ben Brings Burress Back, Can We Finally Stop Hearing About 'The Steeler Way'?

The toilet-sex-with-an-underage-drinker playboy recruiting the gunslinging deadbeat convict -- the new Steelers Way.

If Dan Rooney gets a priest to bless Plax upon the return to Pittsburgh, we will expect most Steelers fans to grant the necessary indulgence.

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