Drunken groupies just returned from the dentist have been known to drool over star athletes less than Rev. Cote does in fawning over Roethlisberger. Rev. Cote obviously does not know Big Ben as well as stiffed waitresses throughout the North Hills, half-comatose college girls in bodyguarded restrooms, and all of Ben's bitches known him.
Tribber Joanna Klimovich Harrop acts as an able fluffer, demonstrating remarkable dexterity in avoiding any mention of the vivid evidence that Ben's recent, publicized piety might readily be ascribed to convenience, business, and handlers' advice.
Infytune: Cathedral, Crosby, Stills, and Nash