Hines Ward Dances Way Behind Bars (Were Those Ridiculous Costumes More Fitting Than We Knew?)

Which of these points concerning the recent arrest of Hines Ward for drunken driving is more disturbing:

• Hines Ward, a man able to afford a limousine ride company, was irresponsible enough to risk others' lives (and his own)?


• Hines Ward, after failing a field sobriety test and an informal breath test, lacked the courage to try a real breath test?


• Hines Ward knowingly drives a vehicle whose license plate reads "OOOHWEE"?


• Hines Ward, ostensible tough guy, drinks Coronas?

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