- Hines Ward, a man able to afford a limousine
ridecompany, was irresponsible enough to risk others' lives (and his own)?
- Hines Ward, after failing a field sobriety test and an informal breath test, lacked the courage to try a real breath test?
- Hines Ward knowingly drives a vehicle whose license plate reads "OOOHWEE"?
- Hines Ward, ostensible tough guy, drinks Coronas?
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