Cong. Mike Kelly Pays His Own Way -- With His Wife's Money And His Father's Business

Mike Kelly's substandard early performance as a Butler-and-north's new member of congress has had us wondering how Cong. Kelly was able to achieve his position as a wealthy car dealer, but then we noticed his stirring declaration that "success is a testament to the blood, sweat, and tears that went into decades of hard work and sacrifice by God-fearing people who believed that if you worked hard and kept the faith, anything could happen." Mr. Kelly describes himself as "someone who has had to pay his own way his whole life."

When one sets aside faith and discovers facts, however, it turns out Cong. Kelly became a wealthy car dealer with a pull-your-bootstraps, pay-your-own-way political philosophy the old-fashioned ways: He inherited the business and married the money.

Nice "job," Congressman.

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