Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Again, The Public Is Indebted To Ravenstahl

Because many vermin prefer the dark and shun illumination, compiling even a close-to-comprehensive list of names of the List-Makers, cream-skimmers, and other active obstacles to good government in and around InsolvenCity would constitute a formidable endeavor.

The public therefore is indebted to Ravenstahl For Mayor for not only compiling but indeed publishing such a list.

We do not wish to discount this performance of public service, but it seems appropriate to note that copies of campaign contribution checks, telephone logs of calls from leeches seeking public funds, and the signature sections of no-bid government contracts provided a unique head start to Ravenstahl For Mayor in this context.

For anyone unfamiliar with Jim Croce, this set of Infytunes is offered as a special treat.

Infytune: I Got A Name, Jim Croce
Infytune: Operator, Jim Croce
Infytune: Bad Bad Leroy Brown, Jim Croce
Infytune: Time In A Bottle, Jim Croce (Muppets)

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

For Luke the title "Time in a Bottle" seems more fitting.

Infinonymous said...

Couldn't find a performance of that one, but a studio version has been added.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, it's just the title that works. The video is way too touching.

Infinonymous said...

You talking about Croce, or the Muppets?

Anonymous said...

whats up with the 724 area code?

Anonymous said...

The 724 area code is indicative of his switch to republican operatives and fundraisers.

Anonymous said...

How do you know Infi has a 724 number? Do you know who Infi is?

Anonymous said...

I think Caesar was talking about the contact number for Luke's fundraiser