In the annual Assessment Bowl, Woodland Hills' Wolverines overcame undeserved privilege in a convincing manner Friday evening, whipping Fox Chapel's Foxes, 38-0.
Woody High has earned a 5-1 record this season; Fox Chapel, despite all the unconstitutionally unfair advantages Dan Onorato and Rich Fitzgerald could provide, is 2-4.
Avonworth's Antelopes, meanwhile, outran the North Catholic Leeches, 9-0.
Two shutouts. One of the things politically tainted money can't buy, apparently, is a point.
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