Wednesday, October 5, 2011

God To Palin: Shackle Thyself Not With The Constraints Of Being Leader Of Free World

Noting with regret that the presidency of the United States of America is just too small a canvas for her brushstrokes of insight, former half-term Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin has announced that she is quitting her 2012 presidential campaign even before its formal start.

Mrs. Palin did not use those precise words; her precise words were that the presidency seemed “too shackle-y” for “someone like me, who's a maverick -- you know, I do go rogue and I call it like I see it.”

Mrs. Palin's formal statement implies that God did not support her for president.

Bright side: This provides more time for her to surf the Intertubes.

The Promised Land/Running On Empty, Jackson Browne and Bruce Springsteen

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