Halloween is a great holiday. Parents preparing to agonizingly scrutinize children's collected treats -- and anyone considering how much they should fear their fellow citizens, tonight and in general -- might benefit from some good news: There apparently has never been a documented case of poisoned treats.
So enjoy a wonderful night of community for children of all ages!
Infytune: Monster Mash, Bobby "Boris" Pickett (pictured, right)
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