Monday, January 4, 2010

Did Bill And Darlene Bust A Move All Night Long?

Was the deal that swung InsolvenCity's council presidency to Darlene Harris genuinely hatched this morning . . . or was Bill Peduto's concessionary post-midnight tweet --
Finally, Comet www.pghcomet.blogspot.com/
& Hoagie www.matth614.blogspot.com are saying Smith has votes - I'll wait till AM - good night

-- an old school gangsta move that played the playas?

If nothing else, everyone -- and everything -- has been smoked out.

Stock market tip of the day: Asphalt.

To The Victor Goes A Spoiled Mess Of A City

Surprising nearly everyone, Pittsburgh's City Council selected its new president by random lot among all city residents, er, went with the first person to order the cheese combo at Primanti Bros. in the Strip after 10 a.m., er, elected Darlene Harris as its president.

Ringling Bros., meanwhile, is expected to announce this afternoon that it has offered a two-year deal to each member of council and is pursuing a longer-term sponsorship arrangement with InsolvenCity.

The Intertubes Are Overheating This Morning

Infinonymous is more popular today -- before 10 a.m. -- than it is in the average 24-hour period. (Since the internationally acclaimed siege of Oakland, anyway.)

Who is Intertubing this way this morning? And why?

The first question is easier to answer. Just about every law firm in town (and some in Harrisburg, Philadelphia and D.C.). Lots of university traffic, mostly from Pitt and CMU. The banks. The city-paid Googler, and someone who arrives by Googling "Onorato" every time that name is mentioned. The URA. "County of Allegheny." State legislature.

(Plus, a first-time customer from the Fifth Judicial District of Pennsylvania. Hi, Jim.)

The second question merits contemplation. More on that later.

UPDATE: Numerous referrals from Facebook. Can anyone explain?

UPPERDATE: The Propositions Board (far right column) lines on City Council President (and Dowd vote) are CLOSED. Also, management feels compelled to advise that the Prevailing Wage Veto Letter Author lines on Tiger Woods (let alone that Tiger passed it on from one of his harem girls) were posted in jest, but management will continue to take those wagers from those who insist.

Sunday, January 3, 2010

Dowd Is Mumbling Incoherently . . . And Promising To Vote The Same Way Tomorrow

The public Patrick Dowd has always danced to a different drummer. Sometimes, different drumming produces an ingenious Hey Ya (emulated 11/4 time signature), a sublime Money (mostly 7/4 time signature), or the remarkable work of Keith Moon. More often, however, it produces gibberish . . . such as Dr. Dowd's tweet this afternoon:

In January 2010 I hear "seasoning" "experience" "proven ability" but this time last year I heard "hope" "change" "new directions".

This comment, part of a series setting up Dr. Dowd's vote for Theresa Kail-Smith for Pittsburgh council president, evokes the campaign themes of Barack Obama.

Obama? The Columbia grad. Harvard lawyer, magna cum laude. Editor of the Harvard Law Review. Summer associate at Sidley and Austin. Constitutional law professor at a top-ten school. Author. United States Senator.

Only a sadist (or, in this case, a masochist) would invite a comparison of Obama's record to that of Kail-Smith, whose resume aims squarely at soccer-league treasurer, local Democratic Committee secretary or PTA president.

Just as only a fool or a fraud would endorse entrusting an insolvent, dysfunctional city -- already burdened by a hopelessly inadequate mayor -- to an unqualified council president and an even less qualified finance chair.

UPDATE: The Tribune-Review has an election eve dispatch; the Post-Gazette, apparently, does not.

UPPERDATE: Welcome, first-timers. For needed context, please see this, this, and this.

(Speaking of prescient Infindorsements . . .)

With So Much Substance Available To Lambaste Luke Ravenstahl With, Who Needs Rumors?

A Busman's Holiday trip, suggested by the Heaper (and rare because the Busman hadn't been behind the wheel much lately), generated a reminder of Luke Ravenstahl's preemptive shot of celebrated, accomplished and snarling Philadelpia lawyer Richard Sprague across Pittsburgh's bow.

Sprague's substantial specter doesn't generate much Infinonyfear, for at least two reasons.

First, I don't recall much pre-announcement reference to rumors concerning the mayor's marriage or libido at this site -- even during the period in which dodging rumors added ten minutes for any walk along Grant Street.

Second, the issue does not seem relevant -- for the most part -- to public debate.

No one outside the Ravenstahl residence -- and perhaps not even the participants -- knows whom, if anyone, is responsible for the separation. Even were one spouse to be demonstrably faulted, a link to public affairs would not necessarily be established.

Some aspects of the situation, unrelated to rumor or innuendo, merit criticism. A carefully depicted (left) facade of politically perfect family life -- at public events, on election day(s), in earned media -- was disingenuous. The announcement's timing was politically calculated, and it is difficult to square the claim that Luke is paying a top-shelf Philadelphia lawyer's bill from personal funds with the published mayoral salary. These points deserve mention, but only because they involve a public official acting in public.

Erin Ravenstahl deserves deference, even with respect to complicity in campaign-driven facade. She appears never to have aspired to public attention, even when especially dumb luck pushed her fledgling family into an flukey floodlight. There is no indication she was aware of, let alone participated in, any of the unattractive episodes of the Ravenstahl era. As prominent young people in Pittsburgh's public eye (and restrooms) go, she appears to be exceptionally unobjectionable.

Unless evidence emerges of an inappropriate tie between personal and official conduct (concerning the public purse, a security detail, or another angle that periodically trips up a public official), Luke Ravenstahl, too, seems entitled to some slack.

There is no need to rely on rumors to find more than ample grounds to condemn, if not ridicule, Luke Ravenstahl's performance as mayor (and -- who can forget -- member of council) of Pittsburgh. Sticking to the substance seems appropriate.

A Sucker Born (Shorn?) Every Thirty Seconds?

Are there really enough people out there who will pay monthly for scammy credit reporting subscriptions to support that endless stream of commercials featuring FreeCreditReport.com's catchy jingles?

Even when reports are available from legitimate sources without charge?

A year of experience signals "yes," emphatically.

Infinonyvision offers one of the antidotes.

Dowd's Strange Journey Approaches New Phase

Patrick Dowd's City Council journey has traced a strange arc.

The success of Dr. Dowd's anti-machine, doorknocking campaign -- in which he overcame local handicaps such as his education, intellect and use of standard English -- against mediocre-old-boy Leonard Bodack was hailed by reformers.

His early steps as council member were in line with his progressive platform and his supporters' hopes.

He has continued to advance worthwhile positions, and been willing to put his shoe leather on the line, but over time has pursued those worthwhile ends by increasingly awkward and prickly means.

In recent weeks, Dr. Dowd's conduct has shaded into bizarre and toward inexplicable.

Dr. Dowd's behavior has all but erased the opportunity associated with Natalia Rudiak's arrival, which created an apparent independent and progressive council majority -- Dowd, Kraus, Peduto, Rudiak, Shields -- and an opportunity to steer the city away from the failed course of lost decades (a path embodied by old-time machine Republican Democrat Luke Ravenstahl). Instead, Dr. Dowd has become alienated from his natural allies and has gravitated toward forces he formerly found repellent.

Where some would see differences with Bill Peduto (degree of support for Dowd's mayoral campaign; the precise form of a legal challenge to the Lamar sign) as brotherly friction, Dr. Dowd apparently perceives the foundation of a blood feud of Orie-Hart proportions. In practical terms, and in Dr. Dowd's increasingly insular world, friction with Peduto (and Doug Shields) constitutes justification for voting for Rev. Ricky Burgess or Theresa Kail-Smith (or whomever the Ravenstahl camp views on Monday as the most viable obstacle to council independence and a progressive agenda).

Circumstances therefore seem aligned to send Dr. Dowd into new and unfortunate territory on Monday, when his progression from eager new reformer to well-meaning-but-awkward to correct-but-strained-to-the-point-of-counterproductive arrives, for the first time, at doing the wrong thing.

Saturday, January 2, 2010

Hail to Pitt (Football)! Hail to Pitt (Basketball)!

Pittsburgh's professional sporting clubs are a mixed bag -- the Penguins are cruising toward playoffs, the Steelers chewing through fingernails instead of their schedule, the Pirates primed for yet another season of planned acquiesence -- but the Pitt Panthers have been consistent winners.

The football Panthers -- after losing a spot in the Sugar Bowl by a single point against Cincinnati -- earned a tenth win, against a solid North Carolina team, in a bowl at Charlotte. More important, Pitt's recruiting has created enough breadth and depth to avoid overburdening a few standouts (while, like relying on role players to be pillars, had become Pitt's custom). Previous Panther teams might have relied on Mike Shanahan and Ray Graham as workhorses; this year's roster enabled them to complement Jonathan Baldwin and Dion Lewis, and profitably cast Bill Stull as a facilitator rather than a linchpin. The Panthers had both all-conference tight ends and a stacked defensive line. Pitt's defensive weaknesses off the line were noticeable primarily because the Panthers were consistently strong elsewhere. Dave Wannestadt and his staff have pointed Pitt in a proper direction.

The basketball Panthers -- after losing two players to the NBA -- have surprised most observers with two wins to start their conference schedule. Defeating the fifth-ranked and unbeaten Orange in Syracuse suggests these Panthers could turn a rebuilding year into a successful season, despite a lack of dependable scorers in a brutal league. If this is what a down season looks like in Oakland, the Pitt basketball program is solid.

West Virginia hurt Big East football (but not as much as Cincinnati did) by stumbling against lackluster Florida State, but Penn State outlasted Louisiana State, its eleventh win in a top-ten season. Penn State's schedule and season resembled Pitt's -- too many wins against weaklings, losses against the few tough opponents. A Pitt-Penn State game would have been preferable to Penn State's Syracuse or Eastern Illinois game, or to Pitt's North Carolina State or Buffalo game.

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Ravenstahl (R-North Side) On Prevailing Wage Legislation: 'Let Them Eat Ramen Noodles'

It is becoming easier, and more depressing, to foresee next year's path for InsolvenCity.

More than one week after a unanimous council approved prevailing wage legislation, developers' spokesman Mayor Luke Ravenstahl -- sacrificing a head start on his New Year's Eve bender chasing skirts along the entirety of Carson Street, er, devoting some rare down time to his son, er, his holiday -- delivered a veto at approximately 3:30 p.m., timing that complicated, if not prevented, any effort to override that veto by the soon-to-expire council (the city code imposes a 24-hour notice rule with respect to any meeting at which a vote is to be conducted).

A few hours later, and a few hours before midnight's lapse of the current council's authority, members convened at a special meeting to respond to the mayor's demonstration of his level of respect for council.

"This is the way fascists do business," declared Patrick Dowd, awakening from his bizarre, counterintuitive courtship with the mayor and cheering the people who fought to elect him by damning the mayor's cynical manipulation of the legislative calendar turning an accusatory glare toward Bill Peduto and Doug Shields.

Mayor Ravenstahl, reading a statement written by a consortium of developers and approved by John Verbanac communicating his reasoning to council by letter, emphasized Walnut Capital's marching orders his desire to "promote, encourage and . . . incentivize the private sector."

The threshold for overriding the veto was six votes; five such votes were cast. That likely was the most appropriate result, under the rules. But the manner in which the mayor's emerging bloc of flunkies conducted themselves furthers a pattern that threatens to ensure yet another year of dysfunction in InsolvenCity.

The Propositions Board (far right column) includes a new, related set of lines.

UPDATE: A junkie notes that this is not Mayor Ravenstahl's first display of imperious timing.

The Next Council: A New Hope, Or Same Old?

Some voices have contributed apt and concrete points (and interesting, timely background) to the discussion concerning next Monday's election of a council president in InsolvenCity.

(Others, however, have offered nothing better than wisecracks, snide asides and sarcasm.)

The process and posturing may have rendered the result irrelevant. If council can not assemble and maintain a coalition that changes city government's course -- including, but not limited to, resisting the broadband streaming of bad and worse ideas from the mayor's office (and its for-profit subsidiaries, Merrill Lynch, JPMorgan, Merrill Lynch, Morgan Stanley, and whatever company John Verbanac happens to prefer)-- the choice of a president won't determine much beyond which few miles of city streets are to be resurfaced.

(Don't forget that a couple of council members are convinced Vince Lombardi said, or at least meant, "paving.")

The ingredients for council's renaissance appeared to be in place when Kraus, Rudiak, Dowd, Shields and Peduto formed a progressive majority-to-be (with several candidates for a sixth member of an effective coalition). That progress seems to have become illusory, however, as Dr. Dowd has begun to embody Bluto's "seven years of college down the drain," inexplicably gravitating toward the mayor's office (and the mayor's lackey).

Optimism should accompany each New Year, inclining mention of the bright spots in InsolvenCity's changing government.

Jim Motznik has departed council, passing the Motznik Chair In Advanced Mayoral Fealty to Rev. Rickey Burgess. Motznik takes his sewer boots (right) and old school political philosophy (and resume) to a district justice's office, elected by voters who apparently share Mr. Motznik's theories of constitutional jurisprudence. (This is a list of bright spots for city government, not for the Commonwealth's UnifiedJudicial System.

Labeling Motznik the Ravenstahl administration's most reliable and aggressive sycophant should not discount the energetic servility of Tonya Payne, who is probably looking for ready to start a temporary new gig bridging her bootlicking for the mayor service to the city and her bid for higher office.

Natalia Rudiak seems likely to be, and Daniel Lavelle might be, a welcome force for good in the seats vacated by Motznik and Payne. But if Dowd continues to portray Anakin Skywalker, the consequent disruption in the force may be too great for even two eager new rebel fighters to overcome as a troubled system seeks A New Hope.

UPPERDATE: Atop the Slag Heap is a guess that Theresa Kail-Smith would be the consolation prize were Bill Peduto unable to arrange five votes. This prompts two observations: (1) it is difficult to believe that Natalia Rudiak could embrace the Dark Side this soon, and (2) if Kail-Smith's level of inexperience is considered adequate, why would Rudiak be excluded from consideration? A better bet than Smith-for-president is the Heaper's summary of InsolvenCity 2009.

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

North Side Developments (Or, Pissing Away Many Millions Of Public Dollars -- Literally)

Some have claimed that casinos pursue profits by serving alcohol to gamblers to and past the point of intoxication ("an intoxicated consumer is our best customer"), and some might argue a financially stressed casino could be especially tempted to act irresponsibly.

Just sayin'.

Is it too much to ask the liquor control board to investigate the circumstances of Mr. White's reported misadventure? North Side residents already must deal with the effluent of the biggest nuisance bar in town; it seems cruel to expect them to put up with a 24-hour operation producing scenes such as this.

Tuesday, December 29, 2009

Adjusted Odds: Pittsburgh Council Ringmaster

The emanations from InsolvenCity Council members-to-be as they prepare to select a president ringmaster are so intense they appear to have warped the space-time continuum, because Pittsburgh is now at least a month ahead of Punxsutawney: It seems more and more likely that January 4th will signal four more years of winter for Pittsburgh.

The Propositions Board (far right column) has been adjusted accordingly.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Iran's Ahmadinejad: Luke, You Are My Father (With Respect To Learning To Handle Protesters)

Agent Ska points to a G20 angle you probably won't find in a press release from the region's ossified, ineffectual power structure Allegheny Conference: Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, confronted with allegations of brutal treatment of protestors in Iran, and “awful scenes of violence on the streets,” simply pointed toward Pittsburgh and shrugged, aptly observing
"[T]he American police beat people in Pittsburgh, they arrest people and use batons and tear gas against people."
This was, of course, predictable predicted.

INTERNATIONAL EDITION: Infinonymous' international visitors during G20 coverage included a number from Iran. More than one visit from an Iranian ISP occurred during the most recent week. Might Infinonycoverage have prompted the Ahmadinejad anology? If so -- Luke (and all the gang from Miami, Chicago, and Philadelphia), you are most welcome.

UPDATE: It was only a matter of time before those Infinonyvision clips were back in style. Note to Iranians: It can't be a copyright violation if you do not recognize American law.

No Headline Suffices: Just Watch The Video

Ralph Peters -- who had for years been as consistently wrong about Iraq and Afghanistan as anyone not named William Kristol -- leaves Kristol sucking fumes by encouraging the Taliban to kill a captured American soldier:

Thursday, December 24, 2009

Real-Time Evidence For Skeptics Of Any Age




If a child is nearby, here is real-time evidence the magic has begun.