1. If the mayor of a city responds to forecasts of a paralyzing snowstorm by booking a developer's chalet in the Laurel Highlands so he can ski and chase snow bunnies while the city struggles to (mostly) survive the snowfall, that mayor would respond to an Army Corps of Engineers prediction of a "flood of record" by:
(a) arranging a surfing trip;
(b) with the city's public safety director;
(c) at a developer's beach house; or
(d) all of the above.
UPDATE: Agent Ska points to a bizarre test-taking strategy from a man who would be governor.