Saturday, February 20, 2010

Party On, GOP: The Earth Night Is Still Young

The good times just keep rolling for conservatives and Republicans.

A Department of Justice decision to overrule a finding of professional misconduct (new determination: "poor judgment" and ideological blinders) places John Yoo and Jay Bybee one step closer to getting away with providing legal fig leaves for torturers, the Conservative Political Action Conference (co-sponsored by the John Birch Society) was a rousing success, and the CPAC straw poll winner for next president is Pittsburgh native Ron Paul.

With so much great news for conservatives, nearly lost in the flurry is a report that three in ten Texans not only believe The Flintstones is a documentary dinosaurs and men roamed Earth simultaneously, but actually are willing to admit it.

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