Monday, April 20, 2009

The Propositions Board

Pittsburgh may be about to get a slots parlor, but it won't be a casino without blackjack tables, complimentary watered-down drinks (as described by Bill "Barred" Blazejowski) (right), and, most important, a comprehensive sports book with a huge tote board.

As a public service (offered without demand for a cut-rate, no-bid casino license, an enormous and counterproductive public subsidy or even a variance for a vista-wrecking jumbotron), Infinonymous introduces the Propositions Board, a tote board identifying a series of propositions, with odds.

Propositions regarding elections, endorsements, sports events and the like will be posted as adjudged appropriate by the management. Special propositions will be posted periodically.

1 comment:

Bram Reichbaum said...

A special request: please add odds for MBB staying on as USA, if only for shits and giggles.