Monday, April 20, 2009
The Propositions Board
Pittsburgh may be about to get a slots parlor, but it won't be a casino without blackjack tables, complimentary watered-down drinks (as described by Bill "Barred" Blazejowski) (right), and, most important, a comprehensive sports book with a huge tote board.
As a public service (offered without demand for a cut-rate, no-bid casino license, an enormous and counterproductive public subsidy or even a variance for a vista-wrecking jumbotron), Infinonymous introduces the Propositions Board, a tote board identifying a series of propositions, with odds.
Propositions regarding elections, endorsements, sports events and the like will be posted as adjudged appropriate by the management. Special propositions will be posted periodically.
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
A special request: please add odds for MBB staying on as USA, if only for shits and giggles.
Post a Comment