When a police officer advises you -- consequent to your drunken and disorderly conduct at the premises of a business that has asked you to leave -- that you can leave the easy way or the hard way, avoid any response that contains the phrase, 'the hard way, brother.' (Unless you wish to display your impressive imperviousness to a Taser strike for a nationwide audience, at the cost of being beaten into submission with sticks.)
The next time you are being arrested for unseemly participation in a prominent display of inebriated boorishness at a public event, refrain from yelling 'I work for KDKA and I'm going to fry your asses.' (Unless you wish to depart employment in the broadcasting field for a position in the fry-cook industry.)
Infytune: You Shook Me All Night Long, AC/DC
Infytune: You Shook Me All Night Long, Celine Dion (see-it-to-believe-it version)
Infytune: You Shook Me All Night Long, Shania Twain (black leather and feathery windblown hair version)
Is he tired of winning yet?
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