As Prince William and his long-time shack-up prepare to ride grandly -- on the backs of their countrymen -- into matrimony (least likely yet most needed gift: a moral compass), it is reported that the event will assemble the greatest concentration of monarchs and royalty within memory.
The perfect thing to bring to the wedding is therefore obvious. Something precisely fitting, and practical, with French flair suitable to the occasion: A guillotine.
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