To The Victor Goes A Spoiled Mess Of A City

Surprising nearly everyone, Pittsburgh's City Council selected its new president by random lot among all city residents, er, went with the first person to order the cheese combo at Primanti Bros. in the Strip after 10 a.m., er, elected Darlene Harris as its president.

Ringling Bros., meanwhile, is expected to announce this afternoon that it has offered a two-year deal to each member of council and is pursuing a longer-term sponsorship arrangement with InsolvenCity.